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Join the Club Mystery Cache

This cache has been archived.

Geo.Otter: I will not be able to move this cache to conform. Therefore I will have to archive. I will try to get out to the cache location before too long to recover the cache myself.

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Hidden : 12/30/2008
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
3 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

Join the Club!

I was snow-bound over Christmas 2008, and I was hoping for an interesting puzzle cache or two to be posted. I didn't see any, so I decided to post a new cache of my own.

The cache is not at the posted location. The posted location is irrelevant to the cache, except that it is the location of a local club, and you will need to add some of the below offsets to this location in order to find the final.

Your mission is to join the club. Once you have joined the club, you will know how to find this cache. Based on the offsets below, you will be able to go from the posted coords to the final coords.

My goal is that this cache should be a little tricky, but not too difficult. Therefore, I plan to add a little more to the description page from time to time to help get the difficulty set just right.

Use this list of club members/non-members to deduce who qualifies for the club. Then, apply to the posted coordinates all of the offsets below that are shown for club members. This gives you the final location. Happy Hunting!



Aaron Burr is in the club, but Martin van Buren is not.
Calvin Coolidge is in the club, but John Adams is not.
Virginia Woolf is in the club, but T S Eliot is not.
Detective Inspector James Japp is in the club, but Hercule Poirot is not.
Mick Jagger is in the club, but Keith Richards is not.
Leonard McCoy is in the club, but James T. Kirk is not.
William Shatner is in the club, but Leonard Nimoy is not.
Table Tennis is in the club, but Badminton is not.
Jerry Lewis is in the club, but Groucho is not.



If this item is a club member... add to North add to West
The Pyramid of Menkaure N-0.520 W-0.380
Sunday Paper #4 N-0.393 W+0.630
Durham N+0.134 W+0.530
Hillsboro N+0.764 W+0.380
Cornelius N+0.405 W+0.990
Tigard N+0.946 W-0.730
Sherwood N+0.310 W+0.160
Forest Airpark 1: The Instrument Approach N+0.914 W+0.941
Rivergrove Tour N-0.137 W+0.092
The Pyramid of Manure N-0.963 W+0.763
Calling Cards N-0.463 W-0.828
Troutdale N+0.768 W+0.963
Waypoints N-0.384 W-0.553
Wilsonville N-0.144 W+0.354
And the Winner Is...#2: The Achievement Award N-0.076 W+0.169
Rivergrove N+0.358 W+0.344
Treasures of Portland's Past N-0.105 W-0.496
What rhymes with leaven? N-0.755 W-0.049
Forest Grove N+0.723 W+0.546
Riddle Me That N-0.674 W+0.696
Trilateration N-0.306 W-0.698
North Plains N+0.899 W+0.216
A Bit of a Disappointment N-0.257 W-0.286
Gaston N+0.777 W+0.237
Tualatin N+0.865 W-0.448
Banks N+0.918 W+0.749

NOTE: Pay careful attention to the plus and minus signs when you do your math!

You are welcome to check your answer at geochecker.com.


UPDATE August 2010: I have had to move the final cache location. I did not update the puzzle or geochecker. After you solve the puzzle, subtract 0.022 from North, and subtract 0.016 from west. The new location is probably not as difficult as the 3-star terrain rating would suggest.

You might also be interested in the next caches in this series, I Want to Join the Club, TooQui Voudrez Adhérer au Club?, X-Men Have a Club of Their Own, Zilli Joins His Own Club, and You Want to Join the Club??.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

[puzzle:] Vs gur chmmyr vf gbb qvssvphyg, yrg zr xabj naq V jvyy pbafvqre nqqvat zber qrfpevcgvbaf bs gur pyho. [hide: From the] fjvgpuonpx [descend the] genvy nobhg guvegl srrg. [From there, look] hcuvyy [at the] onfr bs gjva gehaxf. [You shouldn't have to] fgrc bss gur genvy [more than] bar be gjb fgrcf.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)