And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be Three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou Two, excepting that be the last number counted. Once the numbers be entered, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.