I don’t know
what made bears such special creatures!
Maybe Goldilocks
caused it. Maybe Smokey or Yogi did it.
What mystical powers
do they possess? And what is so special about sitting in the woods
anyway?
But it is truly
magical when someone wants to prove a point they say: “Does a
bear sit in the woods?” and then everyone laughs and that is
the end of the conversation.
Just like magic!
So now you have
the opportunity to determine for yourself.
All metaphysical
thinkers, para-philosophers, pseudo-mathematicians,
semi-scientists, wizards, witches, time travelers and, of course,
GEOCACHERS, are requested to pilgrimage to this secret site to
determine:
Does a bear sit in the woods?
Please note
that this bear is located on Newark Watershed property and a
NWCDC Hiking Permit is
required.