These coordinates are
good for nothing... but before you give up, READ THIS CACHE
LISTING VERY CAREFULLY!
Many geocachers refuse to do
puzzle and mystery geocaches because:
- They think that the puzzles are too hard
to solve.
- They know that they are not bright enough
to figure them out.
- Most puzzles require too much time or
effort.
- You are right-brained and most puzzles
require the left side.
- You are left-brained and most puzzles
require the right side.
- All of the above.
If you fit ANY of the descriptions above,
you are in luck. With the permission of Drooling_Mongoloid, I have
lowered the intellectual bar to such an extreme level, that even
the totally perplexed and confused should be able to log a find for
this cache.
This puzzle-cache is dedicated to ALL the geocachers who's problem
solving skills Totally Suck.
After many long hours of thoughtless thoughts trying to find a way
to include the bewildered in another aspect of geocaching,
Drooling_Mongoloid has finally created the perfect puzzle-cache
that can be solved by both... the INFAMOUS PUZZLERS and the neuron
depleted... in about the same amount of time.
Don't let this puzzle scare you. You can
solve it in the comfort of your own home, taking as much time as
needed... days, months or even years. No one outside your own
little world will ever know that you are totally clueless,
confused, downright dense or possibly even a dummy.
ABSOLUTELY NO BUSH-WHACKING is required
to find this cache. If you are bush-whacking... CALL FOR
HELP... because you are really, really lost.
How To
Play:
When you have built up enough courage to play, click on the “I
Ain't No Dummy, I Wanna Play” link. A Photograph of the area
where the Cache is located will display. Your mission is to
visually scan that photograph for the clues, identify the area, get
the coordinates, go locate the geocache and log your find. It
should take the average person under 60 seconds to solve
this puzzle.
You can check your coordinates on Geochecker.com
If you get hung up, utilize the Google... Phone a friend...
do something... just please don't contact me for any hints
unless you have exhausted all other means.
Be sure to bring something to sign the log with just in case the
one in the geocache is missing or broken.
One final
warning before you continue... for those still too cheap to
get high-speed Internet, the photograph is just under 3MB in
size.
Ok, are you ready? Take a deep breath
and click on the "I AIN'T NO DUMMY, I WANNA PLAY" link to display
the puzzle.
I AIN'T No DUMMY, I WANNA
PLAY
Logging The
Find:
Be sure to mention if you had any problems solving the puzzle,
finding the geocache, if there weren't enough clues... etc.
Feel free to post hints, spoilers and the cache container to help
the next oblivious geocacher.
And Finally:
This Puzzle Idea Courtesy of
Drooling_Mongoloid. You see, not only do I suck at solving
puzzles, I also suck at creating puzzles. I have to resort to
ideas thought out by other creative geocachers.
Love it or hate it, you MUST rate this cache to get credit for the
find. But since I can't force you to rate it and ratings are
anonymous, I will rely on your geocaching integrity and will trust
that you will rate this cache and rate it fairly. I am sure
Drooling_Mongoloid would appreciate feedback, especially if it is
good feedback, about his puzzle ideas.
You can check your answers for this puzzle on
Geochecker.com.