Prying Pandora: I'd been planning for years to archive this cache as soon as it is stolen, because the container won't hold water and I'd lose the white elephant gift container theme, which is the whole point of the cache listing. I've been cleaning it and putting layers of waterproof containers inside for years to no avail - the log invariably becomes a soggy mess.
It has been in this location for 9 years now. Despite an influx of unsavory muggles during those years and a hide location that usually has good odds of being compromised, it looks like no one is ever going to steal or plunder the darned thing. That influx has become larger and more unsavory of late and I don't want to bring people here anymore. I'm pulling the plug. RIP Pallid Pachyderm.