The coordinates posted are for parking only. Now grab your walking
pitch fork, and lets do some caching!
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1st Part: Don’t go into that barn! (or do I mean "do"?) If
that’s not specific enough for you, and you love math...well,
here’s the equation for the coordinates. You will be looking for a
micro which will bring you to part two:
For the North Coordinates: EVIL is LIVE spelled backwards, for
example. AH, SATAN SEES NATASHA...now spell that backwards. Take
the number of words you come up with, and multiply it by itself
once. Take this number and subtract it from the Parking areas North
Coordinates.
For the West Coordinates This is the tricky part: They are 122
27.231
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2nd Part: Since I’m not sure what this Evil Doo-Dad Did (some
kind of REAPING instrument I suppose), and I’m not sure of your
tetanus shot records, you’ll just have to use your peepers and find
the four didget number between the “Z” and the “-H+”. Here’s what
to do next:
For the North Coordinates: How many letters are in the woods you
are in? Now take this number and multiply it by zero. Now take the
result of this number and add it to the following coordinates: 48
03.346
For the West Coordinates Take the Four Didget Number, and divide
by two. Take the result, and subtract 17. Now with this result, add
it to 122 27.231
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3rd Part: On your hands and knees, and cower to your dark lord!
Just kidding, except for the hands and knees part. Get down, and
step right up! You’re searching for a green matchbox micro, which
beholds the final location of Satan’s Souls. The best way back is
the way you came. Enjoy.
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Your End: Is coming soon.