Clan Riffster's Riverside Retreat (CR-2) Traditional Cache
Clan Riffster: It's been fun...
Thanx to all who hunted this one.
Clan Riffster's Riverside Retreat (CR-2)
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Recommended parking area for this cache is at N 28º 42.898 W 81º 2.941.
You are seeking an ammo can in The Lil Big Econ State Forest, Kilbee Unit. In this cache, as well as the others in this series, you’ll find a section of Angus Riffster’s tombstone. This needs to stay in the cache for reasons that will become obvious once you’ve read the cache guidelines at the bottom of the cache page of "Great Scot! (A Riffster's Tale). If you don’t plan on finding the 5th stage, you can ignore the tombstone pieces.
After their stunning defeat at the hands of Clan McMuggle, Clan Riffster ran away with their proverbial tails tucked betwixt their collective legs. They staggered south, eventually ending up at a winter retreat built by Kilbee McMuggle as a hunting lodge. They licked their wounds, and managed, over time, to convince themselves that they left their home by choice, as noble warriors, conveniently forgetting their cowardly dash from conflict.
They continued their lifestyle of cavorting, eating all of the food stored there, without a care in the world for what the future might bring, leaving their rubbish piled about under the windows of the lodge.
Some months later, Kilbee McMuggle was tasked by King Floridus to supply fresh meat for an upcoming celebration. Kilbee set off for his lodge with an entourage of hunters, and was shocked beyond measure by the presence of Clan Riffster. Kilbee was a proud man, and he was incensed by Clan Riffster's wanton disregard of his hunting lodge. In the ensuing confrontation, Clan Riffster hurled many an insult at Kilbee, who was able to restrain himself, until one Riffster yelled "Your Momma's haggis tastes like hamster dung"! Kilbee's calm demeanor shattered. Nobody insulted his mother's cooking! He dismounted his trusty steed and walked towards the offending Riffster, yelling "That' it! I'm a gonna poke you in the snoot!" Clan Riffster fled this terrible onslaught, running into the forest.
The tale continues.....
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