Do you find yourself bushwhacking more lately? Are you having problems finding those 'easy' 1/1 caches? Does it seem like the police are always stopping you and asking you nosey questions? Is everyone else beating you to those FTFs? Do you feel like your caching mojo has just got up and gone?
You could be plagued by Evil Spirits! It's more common than you think. Recent studies show that over two-thirds of Americans over the age of 18 are tormented by one or more Evil Spirits on a daily basis. Dense urban areas sport large populations of 'orphaned' Evil Spirits who attach themselves to anyone who wanders by, and since GeoCachers wander around a lot they are often trailed by large retinues of Evil Spirits.
But Don't Despair! There's good news! I've found a spot in Redwood City where you can trap those spirits and leave them behind. Just find the nearby cache and then slowly follow the path to the snail. Once at the snail, make a quick straight beeline for your car. Tricked and confused, your Evil Spirits will be unable to do the same, allowing you to make a clean getaway.
Perhaps you should go do it now, before you leave on that next big numbers run...