You've probably heard a "country witticism", like it or not. They can be humourous if used in the correct spot in a converation and can add a bit of local flavour.
Some examples: "even a broken clock is right twice a day", "its colder than a well digger's butt in the Arctic", "the sun shines on a dog's butt every once in a while", etc.
Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to include a Country Witticism into your online Found log. A log without a witticism is at risk of being edited to include one...
 Lunchtime Cache  No Thorns  Barking Dogs!
 No restrooms  Mud! |
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