Hikerambutol (subcutaneous crapizene) Traditional Geocache
Hikerambutol (subcutaneous crapizene)
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Description: A single dose of this cache will meet the minimum daily requirement for physical exercise as prescribed by doctors for maintaining a healthy body, a clear mind, and a momentary state of transcendental grace.
Active Ingredients: Long distance, steep grades, rocky trails, unsure footing, no shade, seasonal reptiles, and nocturnal predators.
Side Effects: Rapid and/or repeated applications may result in heavy breathing, excessive sweating, nausea, vomiting, weariness, muscle cramps, blisters, cuts, bruises, rashes, crossed eyes, dizziness, sunburn, seasonal drenching, broken nails, torn clothing, hunger, thirst, loneliness, depression, anger, confusion, loss of memory, and the heartbreak of psoriasis.
Celebrity Endorsement: “My doctor told me t’ take a dose of this cure and now ... Yow! I feel good!”
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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