The pitch:
Introducing…
The Not another micro in the woods! The 16 gauge industrial steel,
built to government spec, stout as a log, alternative to
Tupperware. The surprise under the unnatural pile of sticks! The
weatherproof, all terrain, keep those trade goods dry …….Generic
Ammo Can!!!!
Camouflaged to blend in with its surroundings, it holds a treasure
trove of swag in its spacious 461.3 cubic inch interior. Perfect
for the family outing!! And talk about your travel bugs, this baby
has room for them, keeping them safe and dry in between journeys.
Come out for a test find today and see if you don’t agree that the
Generic Ammo Can is the best caching experience around!
The fine print:
Taxes, title and license waived, 50
cal version covered with optional camo upgrade, must seek from
hidden stock before muggled and archived, thanks to
mastercacher
for this container
,that we won at the
“Geocache the Bluffs” event. Original contents include: children’s
puzzles, fast food toys, Sacagawea dollar. Cache description inspired
by the thought “How do I sell another Generic Ammo Can?” Please
rehide as found, trade even or trade up, please log your visit in a
cheerful, fun loving manner. Don’t log it was an easy find, of
course it is, it’s an ammo can under an unnatural pile of sticks in
the woods. Coordinates may be gitchie when the tree cover fills
back in. Watch for wildlife of all sorts, enjoy the surroundings,
and take some time to appreciate the riparian forest ecosystem. Did
you know that Sacagawea lived in this immediate area after the
Lewis and Clark journey? Don’t listen to, or spread urban legends,
no one was ever lynched here and albino’s live in houses like you
and I, not in trees. Cache in trash out! Unfortunately, the amount
of trash dumped here is scary. Help to reclaim this cacher’s
playground for future generations of cachers to enjoy. Thanks for
listening to me ramble and spout, now... go out there and find
those caches! Don’t you just love this hobby? Wasn’t it fun to play
announcer and use your big voice like that?
Placed by a Nebraskache Member