Excerpts from their holiest text, The 285 Rules of
Acquisition:
1. Once you have their money, never give it back.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.
141. Only fools pay retail.
You get the idea… This cache is located across the street
from the very northeastern edge of an area that could easily be
anywhere on FERENGINAR. It’s available 24/7 but I don’t
recommend looking for it after dark.
Mondays thru Saturdays during daylight
business hours only, AFTER LOGGING THE CACHE: If you
have the LOBES for it, go to the corner diagonally across from the
cache and start walking WEST. At the first cross street, turn
south. From there things get progressively more interesting.
There’s block after block to explore, filled with sights,
sounds, and yes, smells, seldom experienced by sheltered
suburbanites. If you’re an out of state visitor, prepare for
total culture shock!! A working UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR may help. On
the plus side, you’ll probably emerge with bagfuls of fun
stuff that you never knew you needed. Hint: Don’t overdress
or you’ll end up paying HEW-MON prices. Stay where commerce
is obviously taking place. Absolutely avoid areas where people are
just milling about. Go on Saturday for the most intense
experience.
DO NOT - DO NOT - DO NOT - DO NOT - take
the walk described above after dark or on Sunday. DURING THESE
TIMES, that area belongs to the homeless.
