Gateway to Ferenginar
A
cache
by OLdweeb
Hidden:
3/9/2008
Size:
 (Small)
Difficulty:
Terrain:
(1 is easiest, 5 is hardest)
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In the Star Trek universe FERENGINAR is the home planet of the
FERENGI , a species whose entire culture, religion and existence is
based on the relentless pursuit of mercantile profit.
Excerpts from their holiest text, The 285 Rules of
Acquisition:
1. Once you have their money, never give it back.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.
141. Only fools pay retail.
You get the idea… This cache is located across the street from
the very northeastern edge of an area that could easily be anywhere
on FERENGINAR. It’s available 24/7 but I don’t recommend looking
for it after dark.
Mondays thru Saturdays during daylight
business hours only, AFTER LOGGING THE CACHE: If you
have the LOBES for it, go to the corner diagonally across from the
cache and start walking WEST. At the first cross street, turn
south. From there things get progressively more interesting.
There’s block after block to explore, filled with sights, sounds,
and yes, smells, seldom experienced by sheltered suburbanites. If
you’re an out of state visitor, prepare for total culture shock!! A
working UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR may help. On the plus side, you’ll
probably emerge with bagfuls of fun stuff that you never knew you
needed. Hint: Don’t overdress or you’ll end up paying HEW-MON
prices. Stay where commerce is obviously taking place. Absolutely
avoid areas where people are just milling about. Go on Saturday for
the most intense experience.
DO NOT - DO NOT - DO NOT - DO NOT - take
the walk described above after dark or on Sunday. DURING THESE
TIMES, that area belongs to the homeless.
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Current time: 11/22/2009 4:41:38 AM Last Updated: 10/16/2009 4:22:09 AM Rendered: From Database Coordinates are in the WGS84 datum
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