After
completing this cache you can stand on the escarpment of your
nearest cliff face and scream to the world – “I’m A-DAG, and I’m
proud!”. I put to you that hundreds of nearby tourists will agree,
but until you show them your highly prized Advanced Diploma or
Applied Geocaching, it will be only then will they show their true
colours of envy, jealously, greed and disgust.
Nb. After such a display do not leave your diploma in your vehicle
(especially in plain sight) in an unattended public
car-park.
Nb2. Testing has is inconclusive if the diploma can ”pull chicks”.
Tests are still underway.
Criteria:
(this makes it special)
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You must be registered in geocaching.com and a related
forum.
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You must have been caching for 6 months or found a minimum of 25
caches.
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Of the caches you have found you must have attained three differing
types.
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You must complete a small task (within cache) to confirm your
presence.
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You must have found the cache itself and written your name and
comment on the back of the sheet within.
Warnings:
(this makes it safe, well safer!)
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This cache is not suitable for un-co children with falling
tendencies.
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This cache is not suitable for Nana’s unable to undergo hip
surgery.
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If you are under the influence of intoxicants or drugs, do not
attempt.
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Dont take climbing gear. Take water, a hat, camera, sturdy shoes
and avoid heavy wet weather.
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Allow three hours- this is not a 30 second
diploma.
Upon the completion of the task within you will be required to do
three things.
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E-mail us with the information you have attained. (Errors will
be allowed for)
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Include the details required for a certified A-DAG
accreditation.
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Send back a photo of yourself holding your Diploma for our
website.
Important Campus Policy:
We pride ourselves on our EOAEI –(equal opportunity accredited
educational
institution).
If by chance you are planning to attain this qualification as a
MASWF (mature aged student with family) or should you be AItaSD
(aged infirmed to a significant degree) then our expert tutors and
assessors have designed a SPfoCC. (Special Provisions for Other
Cachers Criteria) in that an alternate assessment task can be set
and you to can attain you’re A-DAG (Advanced Diploma for Applied
Geocaching). These prospective students need to contact the
admissions officer listed below.
In the News
-
Recently our graduates have discovered an
affliction coined GTS (‘geo-trad syndrome’) the most obvious sign
is common difficulty progressing to caches other than those
considered as traditional. Should you know of prospective specimens
to study with this affliction we would be happy to have contact
from you. Many concerned citizens have approached us and we are
happy to announce that preliminary enquiries at this time have
found this is not genetic or a contagious affliction. Studies
conclude this to be either a physiological or psychological impetus
that is shown as a behavioral manifestation. Incidentally we can
also cater for GTS suffers seeking to prove to us that they can
attain their A-DAG status within the geo-academic
community.
Family information
:
Our Campus – We have found that prospective A-DAG applicants
commonly have the affliction addition of a family. We here
at the Coolah Campus have allowed for this inconvenience by
establishing three small camp grounds with facilities (but no
water) nearby. Waiting families members can enjoy our large nightly
mown footy / cricket pitch and 180 degree views worth watching for
at least three hours while their SO’s (significant others)
prospective A-DAG assessment. Being forward thinking and energy
conscious- we think buildings and heating are a waste of time,
energy and financial resources, so we have no buildings. It’s
strictly BYO building or tent. Also clothing, preferably decent and
warm, food and everything else the SO told you not to forget. Small
cabins are nearby – Contact the officer below for further
information.
Interested applicants need only apply. For more information contact
the bronze admissions officer at:
thebronzemailbox@gmail.com
.