This cache is hidden in a completely inaccessible portion of the
park. In order to access the cache, you will need to bring
professional climbing gear, white water boats, spelunking gear, and
extreme cold weather gear. It is advisable to bring shotguns (*) to
take down the mosquitoes that are the size of small dogs and come
in swarms capable of sucking the entire blood supply from a cow in
less than ten minutes. Depending on your level of immunity to
tropical diseases, you may wish to wear a full
chemical/radiological/biological contamination suit. You will need
to be comfortable sleeping in the wild as it may take several days
of stomping through wild boar infested underbrush in order to find
this cache. I would recommend bringing supplemental oxygen or
learning to breathe really deep before attempting this cache.
Upon reaching the cache location, you will be bedeviled by the
cunningly hidden cache. It will most likely take days of searching
sheer cliff faces and underground streams (Did I remember to
mention that you may want to bring SCUBA gear?). It would take
Superman with his X-Ray vision and the support of blood hounds
hours to find the cache -- it is that well hidden. (As a side note,
Superman's ability to fly would serve you well also.)
Once you find the cache, you will find that it has been locked
with a puzzle so complex that only a Quantum Computer could solve
it in less than a week. Upon opening the cache, you will find that
it is filled with useless trinkets and a soggy log book with no
writing implements.
Good luck, you will need it.
Please be kind and replace the cache and surroundings as you
found them.
*** (!!! Please Note: It is actually quite illegal to bring any
sort of firearm into a county park (which Mendon Ponds is) or
federal park in NYS for any reason!!! )
Starting immediately, I will delete any log finding the cache
that does not contain at least a hint of a lie.