As a Schnauzer is easy to recognise but Geocachers can easily be confused with muggles, we are therefore making use of this medium to assist us in marking our intelligent friends the geocachers apart from the muggles, who will be vaporised one day when we can be bothered.
Your part in proving your worthiness is simple: just trust us to take you on a walk in the dark. Yes, it must be in the dark.
At the posted coordinates, which we have translated into your simplistic system, you must search for our signal that you have found the correct path. I would advise flashing your torch around until you see our signal. As you follow that path, you will be given encouragement from time to time that you are still on the correct path.
After a while you will see the Symbol of Three; you will find further coordinates to the stash of friendship markers hidden on the wooden structure close to this. Once you have found the coordinates and made your way to the stash, feel free to take one of the friendship markers (some are in the tubes). Only those who have one of these will be saved from being vaporised when we get around to cleaning up your planet for habitation by reasonable beings.
Please note: Terrestrial bound vehicles cannot park in the closest landing bays between the hours of 9 pm and 9 am, however there are alternate spaces to park nearby.
Congratulations to the Cheesy Pigs for being first to secure their spot on the mother ship!