The Stone Monkey Traditional Geocache
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BRING A PEN AND TWEEZERS,,,
We were out exploring in the SS Darwin1 when we chased the Evil
Dr. Rotten Banana out of the fine woodlands of NH. He was turning
simple rocks into these weird obstacles... I think he was calling
them Rock Walls... He tried to claim that these formations had been
here for years... Next thing you know he'll be saying that Star
Trek was just a television show...
Ohhhhh...
Emmanuel Kant was a real piss ant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whisky every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
"I drink, therefore I am"...
Yes Socrates, himself, is particularly missed...
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
What... Oh Yeah, the cache...
So to teach him a lesson we planted a cache nearby for all to sign,
if you see the evil Dr. give him a kick from the us.
Keep Laughing and Caching
The Smoking Monkeys
Kris and Frank
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Fznyy Fgbar, Fznyyre Fgbar... Crbcyr unir fnvq gung jr unir ebpxf va bhe urnqf.