As a Schnauzer is easy to recognise but Geocachers can easily be
confused with muggles, we are therefore making use of this medium
to assist us in marking our intelligent friends the geocachers
apart from the muggles, who will be vaporised one day when we can
be bothered.
Your part in proving your worthiness is simple: just trust us to
take you on a walk in the dark. Yes, it must be in the
dark.
At the posted coordinates, which we have translated into your
simplistic system, you must search for our signal that you have
found the correct path. I would advise flashing your torch around
until you see our signal. As you follow that path, you will be
given encouragement from time to time that you are still on the
correct path.
After a while you will see the Symbol of Three; you will find
further coordinates to the stash of friendship markers hidden on
the wooden structure close to this. Once you have found the
coordinates and made your way to the stash, feel free to take one
of the friendship markers (some are in the tubes). Only those who
have one of these will be saved from being vaporised when we get
around to cleaning up your planet for habitation by reasonable
beings.
Please note: Terrestrial bound vehicles cannot park in the
closest landing bays between the hours of 9 pm and 9 am, however
there are alternate spaces to park nearby.
Congratulations to the Cheesy Pigs for being first to secure
their spot on the mother ship!