This cache is in a lousy spot. No views, no hike, parking is a problem, nothing to look at, nothing special at all. Worst of all it’s just a micro.
If you do this cache, you have a problem. You’re not doing it for fun anymore, you’re doing because you need to. Your addicted.
Read the following statements, if more than half describe you, then you have a problem.
The local police know you are a geocacher.
Most of your e-mail is from noreply@geocaching.com
You’ve had a dream about a cache you couldn't find.
You print the caches for every trip you go on.
You know what time of day most caches are published and when other cachers go for FTF’s
You look at other hikers (and their dogs) trying to recognize them from the Gallery.
You can spot a pile of sticks from 30’ away.
You care if veteran cachers know your screen name.
You know the difference between a cvar gerr and a zncyr gerr without decrypting.
You buy batteries in bulk.
You don’t want to meet Pamela Anderson, Joe Montana or president Obama. You want to meet Rocking the Goat.
You have bragged about getting wet, cold, lost, or worse while caching.
You have run ahead of a caching partner and jumped a fence to get to a cache first.
If your car was stolen the thing you would miss the most would be your caching kit.
You know how far .35mi is.
You steal Keno pencils.
You found a cache and couldn’t believe the cache owner went to such an extreme, then you “one upped” him.
In your log please answer this question: Are most of these statements true of you?
And please tell the story of the one that really hit home.