Zombie Survival Guide Mystery Cache

In case of zombies in our land, you should consider survival rules and have some kind of plan.

1) Make sure you are stocked up on quality name brand paper towel. Zombies are messy!
2) Stay limbered up. Zombies can be agile, but with proper stretching you can be more nimble!
3) Have a kickbutt partner. There's no need to take on apocalyptic life by yourself!
4) Wear your seatbelt. There's nothing worse then being in a car wreck while running from zombies. A simple click can save your day!
5) Did I mention getting a kickbutt partner? This valued rule should not be forgotten!
6) The double tap. Unfortunatly, zombies are relentless. If you regretably have to defend yourself in this manner, make sure you go for the noggin & double tap!
7) Keep a cast iron skillet. It can be used to heat your food, and if necessary, to defend yourself!
8) Finally, I list it 8th, but it is THE most important rule in a land of zombies. Have good cardio. Zombies can be fast and relentless, but if you have good cardio, you'll outrun and outlast every time!