This is the first instalment of "Super Baby". Each instalment going forward will document the extraordinary abilities and intellect of "Super Baby" as they occur. We knew our baby was special but how special is another matter.
At 17 months "Super Baby" has already taken leaps and bounds with her communication skills. To date "Super Baby" is fluent in 8 languages.
These languages include:
- Zeronese
- Hebrew
- English
- Latin
- Dutch
- German
- Penguinese (dialect of penguin on the eastern shores of Antarctica)
- French
She actually knows baby slang as well but she told me not to count it because it is more than a language in which we (old people) could ever hope to understand.
So how did she learn these languages you say? To kick start her super powers and photographic memory, cue cards with abbreviations on them were used to teach her. Reluctantly, "Super Baby" agreed to share some of her documented study sessions with you to prove this method of teaching. She wanted to keep her identity secret because she may want to be a superhero one day. We altered her appearance slightly in each photo to try to throw you off!!!
OP = Opprobious Politician
VW = Vociferate Wildly
PG = Pulchritudinous Girl - that's me :)
IQ = Intelligence Quotient
LLG = Love Live Geocaching
These are true abilities and events by "Super Baby". If you do not believe it just give her a call!!!
