Our illustrious board of directors, pictured here, recently took time from their busy schedules to attend the grand opening of our latest spa. The Rub-a-Dub corporation has purchased the entire reservoir, and is converting the entire park to a Rub-a-Dub Theme Park, just for geocachers. We will soon be heating the reservoir to 102 degrees, to give all our patrons that soothing experience that Rub-a-Dub patrons have come to expect.
Some new amenities include: Free Wi-fi, courtesy valet and dry cleaners, as well as brush-free car wash.
It turns out that a lot of geocachers lot to snack a lot whilst hiking, so this spa includes a unique "hot wing and chips" refreshment bar. Free "goo" energizer pouches are also complimentary. (My favorite is the Chocolate Mint.)"
Only geocachers officially certified by the Geocaching Federation will be allowed to use the spa. The general public is only allowed into the park between 1:05 AM and 1:06 AM, and must pay an entrance cover charge. They will probably complain about losing their water supply, but they're just a bunch of whiners anyway.
As always, reservations are encouraged, and once again, allow me to compliment the peninsula patrons, who have agreed to follow all the rules of decorum (unlike those wild east-bay geocachers.)
Enjoy! And once again, enjoy your restful visit to your spa, from your friends at Rub-a-Dub!
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