Scientists have discovered a new element. It has no use whatsoever, but apparently it still has a lot of worth. It’s an extremely unstable element and is prone to meltdowns. Kardashium is found mainly on the western coast of California, but in the past it has been spotted in Minnesota on occasion. It has a number of sister isodopes.
Kardashium resides in a location overlooking a golf course, and doesn't shy away from exposure to the public. It will need your encouragement to maintain a private existence.
If you are so inclined, feel free to share other known qualities of Kardashium within your comments.