Ah amember how much fun them Yoo Hoo caches wuz, so Ah wuz a'thankin' it'd be fun ta doer thet a'way agin. It's jist thet mah famblie's lisdexia kicked in an' this 'uz whut we come up wit. We wuz a smidgen puzzulled bah the whole thang, so we figgered y'all maght as well be a'puzzulled too! Bah the bah, Allyn Birch 'n me jined up fer this here indever 'n he's jist been doin' a jam-up-job ain't he? Ah don't know how he gits 'round sa fast. Must have'im a trainsporter 'r sumpin! He hides 'em 'n Ah apuzzul 'em! Keep yore faingers crossed!
So, fer alla yew Bee Hivers, past 'n present, if'n y'all wont ta create ya a Bee Hiver idenitee, kinder lak a sock puppet 'count er sumpin', why go ahaid 'n gitter done! An', if'n yew gits alla the ones in this here series, why, we're agonna have us anuther comin' out party in the sprang whar yew kin ahdenify yerselves an' ya'll'll git yersef a shiny, fancy, schmancy Bee Hiver geocoin. Jist be shore ta sagn the log an' the ownline log. Acourse, innybody kin come own bah an' git tharseffes a fand own this'n an' thuthers. Thet's anuf'a thet!
Here's the puzzul! Yer agonna have ta go back down ter Dansville ta fand Dan. Whare else? See ifn' larnin' sumpin 'bout his namesakes'll hep yew fand his cache.
1. In '68 the NY Times noted the passing of a "Heel with sex appeal".
2. He became known as "The Proctor Flash".
3. This out-of-town BeeHiver is a gamer, in a geocaching sort of way.
3. (optional) Amos Muzyad Yakhoob Kairouz would have been a mouthful. (second letter)
4. He directed white tigers, wolverines, eagles, wild boar, bears, foxes, and hawks.
5. He grew up "gittin' 'r done" on a pig farm. (second letter -1)
6. I lost my fingerprint, so now I can go out and commit all sorts of crimes. (+1)
7. Even though he was conceived as slow-witted, he was the only cast member with a graduate degree.
8. A bunch of boys were whooping it up in the Malamute Saloon. (second letter)
9. If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. (last letter)
10. This English trader, writer, journalist, pamphleteer, and spy sure could tell a tale. (third letter +1)
11. He would sometimes entertain his hunting companions by reading to them around the evening campfire.
12. As an adolescent he suffered from epilepsy, but claims to have "developed a way of concentrating" so that seizures wouldn't happen.
13. He intended to become a priest until the age of 17. (fifth letter)
14. Kaminski from Yekaterinoslav. (last letter +2)
15. He said "He's only a kid Harry. We can take him". (third letter +2)
Well, thare y'are Bee Peeple! Be shore ta sagn in ta git yer shiney, fancy, schmancy BH geocoin later own at the big comin' out bash! Thank ye!
FTF: A Big Congratchies ta the StoresFam fer anuther FTF, 'n the day afore she published too! 
We're shore sorry ta hear 'bout yer illness. Ah know we all hope yer afeelin' better soon...but Ah'd bet y'all'r feelin' perty gud raght now! 