Cacaw! The angry birds are back! They traded in their seashells of the Seacoast of New Hampshire for skis and are now fighting the wicked, woolly, green pigs of the North Country. I saw these tiny, colorful birds lauching themselves out of their nest at these hairy, green pigs. It's a good thing these wicked angry birds are here. The North Country is infested with these woolly, green pigs! They are everywhere! Don't be surprised if you see little colorful birds wearing ski goggles and using ski equipment in the area even in the summer. They have to get these pigs!
P.S. Prime hunting season for the angry birds is spring through the fall. They don't hunt the woolly, green pigs in the winter. Please only visit them from spring to fall and take a break during the winter.