Ahoy Matey! This is yer ol' heartie and scallywag, Cap't Rob here. I hired me an electrickal engineer to design a contraption to help me 'member where me booty is. The wirely lil landlubber said he were done, so he walked the plank at th' end of me cutlass befer I had to pay him. Dead men tell no tales, savvy? Now I gots me powerful troubles. I don't know what in tarnation this sketch means. His squiggles and figures ain't helpin' me none. That scurvy dog run a rig and hornswaggled me. Can ye help this ol' seadog?
Don't plunder me stamp.
Don't be messin' with any bird houses. Me booty ain't there. This much I knows.
I 'member the lil geek of a man sayin' to tie ye horse 1000 feet away at a true azimuth of 70 degrees.
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