"Wait a minute, wait a minute
(slurps)
You know
This is
Excuse me
A damn fine cup of coffee
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
Everyday, once a day, give yourself a present
Don't plan it, don't wait for it
Just let it happen
Could be a new shirt at the men's store
A cat nap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee
Like this"
"A present"?
"Like Christmas"?
"Oh, man that hits the spot
Nothin' like a great cup of black coffee"