You think you're stopping to grab a simple cache, just like so many times before, but doesn't something feel off? Like... Like you're being watched?
You look over your shoulder to the left and nothing. To the right? Nothing.
Then as you began to slowly lift your eyes the realization hits you:
THE BEAVER HAS COME TO KENTUCKY!
As if worrying about muggles wasn't enough, now you have to take extra care because the Beaver sees all and knows all. The Beaver knows you're not just here for gas or treats or tasty meats. HE KNOWS!!!
Your stealth and sneakiness may be enough for the average person stopping in the area for a break but you'll have to be extra careful because the Beaver is watching. Sure, when you look up at him he averts his gaze but be smooth, be cool and don't be fooled, as soon as you look away his eyes are fixed on you.
Who knows what sneaking lurks in the hearts of men? The Beaver knows!!!
Phred312 eluded the Beaver's gaze and became the first to inscribe his name onto a list of brave souls that are sure to become legends. He should be celebrated.