Spam, Spam, Spam, Toast and Spam Traditional Geocache
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Spam, Spam, Spam, Toast and Spam
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We
interrupt this cache to bring you this special announcement
from Red Ochre Caching.
'Scooby Doo, Mystery Mayhem’ Event 10-11 of June
2006
Now back to the other Spam...
The Original Monty Python SPAM Skit
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with
horned helmets. Another by a man and his wife.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife (Man in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg
and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam
bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam
sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam
spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce
served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and
spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got
much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam,
has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam
then?
Waitress: Eewwww!
Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have
egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love
it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam
spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam
! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too
late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam!
Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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