Don't let the bold type above intimidate you from this cache. It's
just there for fun. My fun.
Someone complained about there being too many micro caches in
the area, so how about a medium-sized container on the edge of
downtown Albany!
This cache may or may not be allegedly located on, under, or
near a bridge that sits over or near the very end of both the
Calapooia River and/or the Santiam Canal, in case you're looking
for redeeming value beyond the typical fun and/or danger of a Pablo
Mac cache.
This cache may actually be more fun (there's that word again!)
to hunt in the dark, unless fun and danger don't mix well for you.
Terrain is a 2-star deal until you get very near the cache, at
which point the terrain rating ramps up considerably (2 + 1 for
risk = 3). Maybe bring a life vest in case you fall in. Better
yet, just don't fall in.
Please log any DNF's, in case I need to fine-tune things a bit.
And, as with all physical caches, you must sign the paper log to
legitimately claim a find online. Any logs with hints or clues,
irrelevant data, extraneous information, or whiny rhetoric or logs
that don't indicate that you scratched your head at least once
while figuring this one out will be deleted. If you have in any way
looked for, started to look for, or thought about looking for this
cache without finding it you MUST log a DNF.
Ignore this cache if you feel like it, but don't blame me if
your curiosity gnaws a gaping hole in you!
This cache was placed with the assistance and encouragement of
another cacher who for reasons unknown requested to remain
anonymous in the cache description, but feel free to speculate in
your log!
There is no need to violate the law or cross behind any area
posted as a No Trespassing zone to access this cache.
