Poor Albert - relaxing at a picnic and enjoying his bone. When
suddenly, he was surrounded by squirrels in stealth attack mode!
There must have been hundreds!! (Or, at least one . .) Albert
fought valiantly . . but - - Now his bone is gone - squirreled away
with their nuts. But, Albert's no dumb puppy! He had a tracking
chip in his bone. Now he just needs someone with a GPS'r to help
him find it while he's recovering from his harrowing ordeal. Albert
hasn't heard of the squirrels liberating any pens lately - so, you
should probably bring your own very, very fine tipped pen along
with you.
