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Hamster caching on Sugarloaf Mountain Traditional Geocache

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Hidden : 7/20/2008
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
3 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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The cache on Sugarloaf Mountain:

 

After being taunted by n0wae to put a cache here, we took the great idea and ran with it. This cache is located near the summit of Sugarloaf Mountain. From parking, you will ascend 650 feet over 0.8 miles to the cache site. Approach the cache from the top. Enjoy the 360° views from the summit!

The History of Hamster Caching:

In May of 2000, the United States government officially removed “selective availability” to the Global Positioning System satellites. This meant that civilian GPS units now possessed greater accuracy than they previously were allowed to have. Shortly after that, the American Hamster Council (AHC) announced an overstock of hamsters and the rampant problem of hamster-homelessness.

But no one knew that the Hamster were observing us, and learning. It started out with cute little tricks, then it moved to competitive sports. We (humans) thought it was 'cute' to watch, and 'Hamster-Ball' evenings became popular among college students (prior to Poker being featured on TV). A mere 12 months later (2001), scientists developed technology to study the brain waves of the little guys. Rather than paying attention to the potential threat, the team of Ivy-League scientists created "Hamster Games", miniature-sized video games that tested their ability to learn. The information gathered was fascinating, but the signs were overlooked.

 

As a result of 'Hamster-Ball' and the violence learned from video games, Hamsters revolted. Using what they had learned, some Hamster developed self defense classes, including karate, Taekwondo, judo, and Jujitsu to name a few.



Fast-forward two years and the development of the HAHI (Hamsters Against Humans Initiative) rebellion was in full swing. With Hamsterists working around the clock devloping new technology, weapons, and new ways of communication.

 

 

 

 

Beyond even our imagination, a covert team of Hamsters were even working on chemical technology, testing their formulas on their own kind. The results were devestating, and frightening.



While the Hamsters were rebelling and growing their forces, our top scientists (who funded and created the first Artificial Intellegence programs for Hamsters and helped genetically alter their brain development) were working on their own top secret project - how to stop the Hamsters. After 4 years since the first Hamster kick-off, a solution was found. The human scientists developed a way to undo the changes in brain development of Hamsters. Once released, Hamsters would return to their normal 'pre-Y2K' state.

Shortly after, some guy in Pennsylvania headed out in to the woods with a pocket full of hamsters, some Tupperware and a can of Vienna sausages. The rest is history........except for the Vienna sausages...no one’s really sure what’s up with that.

To learn more about HamsterCaching, feel free to download this brochure.



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