She sailed away on a bright and sunny day on the back of a crocodile. "You see," said she "He's as tame as they can be, I'll ride him down the Nile." The croc winked his eye as we waved them all goodbye, wearing a happy smile! At the end of the ride, the lady was inside and the smile was on the crocodile!
I see he's already been out to California, so I'll try to find a big enough cache in the area to replace him... otherwise... out west he goes!