**** LISA LEPARD & ZACK ZEBRA HAVE GONE MISSING SO GRUMPY HAS NOW BEEN FORCED TO MAKE HIS WAY BACK HOME TO THE WEST MIDLAND'S SAFARI PARK, KIDDERMINSTER, WORCESTERSHIRE, ENGLAND. THIS IS HIS NEW MISSION. THANKS TO ALL WHO TOOK PART IN THE CHASE.****
I know what you are wondering. What is Grumpy the well-known dwarf doing working at the safari park? Well when Snow white decided to leave the 7 dwarves, the mine just dried up, causing all of them to seek other employment.
Doc: was only able to get a job flipping burgers.
Dopey: is now one of the Uk’s leading neurosurgeons
Sleepy: was able to get a job as a night watchman (which he is very bad at)
Sneezy: got a job working in a garden centre looking after lots of flowers, which wreaks havoc with his hay fever.
Happy: is now working at a funeral directors.
Bashful: was able to get a job as an international playboy / adult star
Grumpy: Game wardens job (he hates all the animals and the visitors to the Safari park)
Please take photos if you can