Welcome to my Detroit Prison. We have some rules here:
1. Treat the guards with respect.
2. Keep you and your cell clean.
3. No Spitting, gambling, drugs, or cursing in my prison.
4. Do NOT participate in the prison riots or fires.
5. Lights out at 9 PM sharp.
6. Be ready for the work detail at 6 AM Sharp.
7. Two surprise inspections each night between Midnight and 4 AM.
8. Room & Board is $65.00 per night and can be made by PayPal.
If you follow the rules you will get out of here some day.