Humour me please - try and imagine this is the Gatwick Airport flight announcer -
"Calling all passengers for flights to Madeira early October 2011, will the last few remaining passengers please make their way to the Portsmouth International Travel Bug Hotel or the Portsmouth CD exchange as the flight has been called and will be leaving shortly.
Please contact TB control if this is not possible
Any passengers not available will not be boarding this flight.
This announcement includes Travel "Bug Return to the Antipodes" "
Many thanks