A lump of cement

I am in a race for points - please help me score BIG and win! Here are the ways you can help:

• If your Travel Bug moves more than 10 miles (dropped off in a cache or "Visited") in a single jump - 10 points
• If your Travel Bug moves more than 20 miles in a single jump - 20 points
• If yout Travel Bug moves more than 50 miles in a single jump - 50 points
• If your Travel Bug moves more than 100 miles in a single jump - 100 points
• 5 points if somebody posts a picture of your TB in their log. This will only be awarded once no matter how many pictures are posted and only once for each individual who posts a picture.
• 10 points if somebody posts a picture of your TB with a cheeseburger.
• 10 points if somebody posts a picture of your TB with a bottle of barbecue sauce.
• 10 points if somebody posts a picture of your TB with bacon.
• 20 points if your TB is placed in or visits a cache that has "night cache" in the title.
• 25 points if your TB is photographed with an American Flag.
• 50 points if your TB is photographed at the Pic-a-lilli Inn (in Shamong, NJ).
• 5 points if your TB is placed in or visits a cache with an "x" anywhere in the title.
• 5 points if your TB is placed in or visits a multi-cache
• 5 points if your TB is placed in or visits an Unknown cache
• 5 points if your TB is placed in the inventory of an event cache (Event cache, Mega Event Cache or CITO event)
• 10 points if the hitchhiker on your TB is pink.
• 100 points for each time your TB leaves the United States and is placed in or visits a cache in another country.
• 55 points for each individual 5/5 cache that your TB is placed in or visits.
• 250 points if your TB makes it to Groundspeak Headquarters.
• 100 points if your TB makes it to the gerbiL cacHe
• 100 points if your TB makes it to Melvin's Multiple Madness
• 1337 points if your TB is photographed at the last remaining Project A.P.E. cache
• 25 points if your TB is placed in or visits a cache with "Travel Bug" in the title
• 25 points if your TB is placed in or visits a cache with "Graveyard" in the title
• 25 points if your TB weighs more than 8 oz when you enter it in the race
• 5 points for each "Discovered" log by an individual account
• 75 points if you can get OReviewer or Cotton Malone to move or discover your bug

It's just a lump of cement.