Captain Hector Barbossa

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Captain Hector Barbossa - Seaglass Pirate No.1


Ayyeeeee what arrrrrrrrrre ye doing coming ere to this page ya deck swabs. I work by simple rules that come with me through the years. When better were the days when mastery of the seas came not from bargains with eldritch creatures (reviewers), but from the sweat of a mans brow and the strength of his back bone. You all know this to be true.

My Mission is to get to Tortuga - aye it be true it does really exist. And we must go. I am racing against Davy Jones the squid faced water blower. I can travel across the seven seas to get to my destination. A small cache at Tortuga called - GC3MPQT. Gotta be dun shipmates. I say shipmates because if you pick me up, you become part of the crew of the Black Pearl. Ohhhh a vicious rumour have it that Sparrow is the Captain. Bahhhhhhhhh, captain of his own dishwater may be but not my ship. No the Pearl be mine and your new home. So get bunked and get scrubbing you filthy cuttlefish. 

As soon as you pick me up you become cursed just like us. Cursed to find all the aztec gold what we took some time ago. But first we must go to Tortuga to get supplies. At least we cant die eh mates. But everything tastes like naught but ash and the colour of life be dulled. But if we can find all the cursed Aztec gold we will be free from the curse. There is of course one complication. Sparrow. He has one. And Davy Jones has one too. We need to beat Jones to Tortuga. The Pearl is the fastest ship and we dont need sleep but neither does Jones or his crew. And Sparrow's location is a mystery. But if we come across either of them we must fight and try and get the gold form them. To get the gold you must photograph the two together and the gold will magically be transfered across to our hold. To get Sparrow's gold you must take a photo of me with the real Jack Sparrow. 

But REMEMBER on no account must we go near the Abyss - GERMANY. To do so would be folly and we would end up in the Locker for certain. And there aint no escaping from the Locker twice.

If we get caught by Jones it will be the Locker for all of us - but not before Jones feeds us to his beastie. The Kraken. Its breath can kill its so foul and we will dissapear for ever. The Kraken (TB Hotels) will devour us and we will proabably never be seen again so lets not go near them eh shipmates. 

If you get the Black Spot (Newbie Cachers who FORGET to log TB's or dont know how (its easy email us we will tell you)) Then you will be fed to the Kraken and to get you in one it will have to be in bits eh shipmates.

SO DONT

...... keep me longer than two weeks. If you do, that frigging Kraken will come and find you at an event or your home address when you least expect it and rip your frigging face clean off. Or i'll shove that Kraken where only an x-ray machine will find it ... er .... whateva one of they may be ... er.

Now the blank edges of the map be calling and we must haul water. Good Luck Shipmates.

Crew Manifest of The Black Pearl

Captain Hector Barbossa - aka - Seaglass Pirate No. 1.

pumpkin patrol - First Mate.

Luckyuk26 - Second Mate.

Gandolf Beamer - Third Mate.

New Fruit - Boatswain.

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