Yes.
I am an EBIL man.
Mr. Spud decided to kick it with Nymm for a while.
In other words, I abducted him and fed him on a strict diet of french-fries before stuffing him into a plastic box hidden in the woods. I knew it was only a matter of time before the authorities would find him. I hear Wyoming has a vigilant Missing Potatos task force.
I think he actually has a taste for McDonald's hash browns now. I guess tubers will resort to canibalism if they are put into stressfull enough situations. His nose lights up now whenever he sees a bag of Ruffles. An interesting expiriment in tuber behavior.
I tried to get a ransom out of Mr. Spud's sister, but all she could offer me were garlic mashed potatos. Tempting.....but I'm trying to count carbs.
Ok. So I hung on to him for a while. Sure, he's a little traumatized, but now he has a story to tell!