Take the Short Bus to Austin,
And I'll meet you out there cachin'
You can be be there in no time at all
No fuss or reservation,
Don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
'Cause you're leavin' in the morning
And likely won't be back again
A scant night or two together
'Til right cache comes up and then
You'll have to go; oh, wo, wo, wo!
Ah, so, so, so!
And I don't know if you'll ever make it home.
Take the Short Bus to Austin,
There's no waiting, cache-to-cachin'.
We'll do the Starbucks coffee drive through
Add a bit of conversation.
Oh... Oh, oh -- don't pour it slow
Oh oh oh oh!
Take the Short Bus to Austin,
Log the cache and move along
Hope you don't mind this noisy
bit of filk, after all it is YOUR song
You're close, you know. Oh ho, ho, ho!
Oh ho, ho, ho!
And I'll try to get you there before too long.
Take the Short Bus to Austin,
Take the Short Bus to Austin....
Take the Bus.
Hmmmm. You are SOOOO close to Austin! [In truth, city limits are one mile thataway.]
Wasn't planning on the A.P.E. cache tomorrow.... but may just have to alter my plans.