Geocaching Caption Contest 14 – Win a Barely Coveted Prize

Winning Caption:                                                                                                                                                                                                   Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife but couldn’t keep her.
Put her in an ammo can
Traded for a matchbox van! – Morgan’s Marauders

Try your caption writing skills in the fourteenth installment of our Geocaching Caption Contest.   You could win a barely coveted prize.  This photo comes directly from Groundspeak Headquarters.  The lobby is decorated for the Halloween holiday.

What caption would you write? “Muggles sure have gotten smaller, more orange and weirder.” You can do better.

Submit your caption and see what captions other geocachers have suggested. Please include your geocaching username in all entries.

You can help sway the vote.  “Like” the caption you think should win.  If you think your caption should win, tell (bribe) friends and strangers to vote for you.  Lackeys will then decide between the top captions to crown the winner of this Geocaching Caption Contest.

Barely coveted prize

The winner receives a barely coveted prize of a single German-language Official Geocaching.com Logbook .

Click on the image to discover the winning caption from the previous Geocaching Caption Contest

17 Lackeys voted to award the winner of the thirteenth Geocaching Caption Contest a barely coveted prize.

Click on the picture to the right to see who won.

Explore the wit and wisdom of geocachers by checking out all the Geocaching Caption Contests.

  • “I am calling this a find. So many possibly decoys placed nearby. I am not checking all of them. TFTC!” -AnnoyingLogGuy

    I hope that’s not someone’s real nick. but we all know that guy.

  • CacheBury

    HINT: cleverly disguised between a dead muggle with a pumpkin head and the gates to hell.

  • MySonsMonster

    I’m such a Pumpkinhead! I thought you said, Hide a freaky cache not hide and seek a cache.

  • MySonsMonster

    I’m such a Pumpkinhead. I thought you said Hide a Freaky cache not hide and seek a cache!

  • Terence Belton

    These seeds are playing hell with my digestive system

  • Bobowiser

    even after his terrible duct tape accident and finding out he has a reaction to the adhesive, jack still reached his milestone!

  • Dollars deb

    When sited next to a nuclear power station, the cache and dash approach should be used.

  • Mcmoppi

    “Why do muggles want always to scare us? We haven’t done anything worth pumpkins.”

  • Sarge&Annie

    I get so wraped up in Geocahes, I have an inner glow

  • TeamStar

    A Spook”cache”ular place for geotreaters!

  • DeDe

    Mummy Fearest ….

  • Tyreynolds0123

    Who hid the cache under my new hairpiece? Its just not funny anymore!!!

  • Midnightrosefashions

    jack walked away elated that he was FTF and that he hid the cache so well. unfortunately, while looking through the swag, he tucked a stray strip back into his bandages and forfeited the FTF to the next cacher with a spare log.

  • bignoah

    As I arrived at the site I was wrapped so tight that I turn orange with delight..

  • CissyPSP

    Jack was all fired up and told him mummy where the cache lies hidden

  • Naturenutty

    “Did you find the cache, pumpkin?”
    “Not yet, mummy”

  • CissyPSP

    Sorry, there’s a typo 🙁
    Should read:
    Jack was all fired up and told his mummy where the cache lies hidden.

  • KD7DKV

    “C A C H E” M E I F Y O U C A N!

  • T.L. Phillips

    The Mummy lost his head but found the Cache : Tiredandlazy

  • shrek & fiona

    jack o lantern is out caching again

  • 1Bman

    Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick

  • cakers_au

    Man, I said ‘I cannot even get my head in there let alone jump out and say “Boo” to the next Geocacher’!!

  • sirmonty

    As a statement for Cache in Trash out, he covered himself in toilet paper and rotten vegetables anytime he went geocaching.

  • Hazumu

    Help needed, pumpkin seen steeling cache, Frankenstein’s gang suspected of organised scaring and mummifying of geo-kids

  • Dale

    Hey really geocaching is not that scary!
    Get out and have some fun.

  • 90%Angel

    Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, the cache is UNDER the candle stick!

  • inchyjworm

    booooooooooooo! This cache is poorly hidden!

  • sejtam

    “an FTF on Halloween turns even the Michelin Man into a happy monster “

  • Catshill Clan

    Catshill Clan – now one of these is a red herring…


    Suddenly I feel so light headed.


  • coinzero

    Peter Pumpkin Head Event Cashes! Have a safe, fun and eventful geoween!

  • Took Pumpkin head, left mummy head. Would sign the log but all I see is darkness inside this box.

  • Gandal491

    “I’ve read the guidebook ‘Geocaching for Mummies’, now where’s the nearest cache?”

  • greenbacks

    I hate these types of nanos. I can never get the log wrapped up tight enough to get back in the container.

  • Live_2_Ride

    Grinning maniacally, Mummy guarded the cache…forever!

  • nighttrader

    So this is what earthlings call geocaching, where can it be ?

  • Northwoods Tom

    What the? A spiral notebook and a pencil… Where’s the candy?

    Sorry kid, rules state that no food should ever be placed in a cache.

    Northwoods Tom

  • keith3333

    If you’re frightened and want to run, I think the swag contains a gun

  • ozkar55

    Now that’s a Smiley!

  • Ben

    I can’t turn my crippled body to find the caches. This better not be a big cache!

  • Colewd

    Ichabod and Tut’s love child does loom near the GC you seek, in a box, not a tomb.

  • Cbk. Werewolf

    Who cares about candy. Where is the cache?

  • LstGrlz940

    …I think I need to hide myself a little better…these guys are getting scary!

  • Pomz

    Welcome to Geocacheing Human

  • Oksnow7

    Pumpky always loved geocaching, that is until the run in with the mummy…

  • Nick & Ali

    Apparently MissJenn is not impressed with the outfit Jeremy has told her to wear to work this week…….

  • Gocacheorgohome

    The little creature’s eyes lit up with joy at the discovery of his first cache.

  • Kennythekiwi

    three more and we’re done for the day….

  • shawn_woerlein

    “Take Me To Your Lackey……”

  • S33kersSR

    This cache in trash out thing is getting out of hand , foot, arm next time lets bring a bag.