Redneck Series #30: Dry Goods
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This is one in a local series called "You Might Be A Redneck GeoCacher IF?" There are several of us "Hi Tech Rednecks" postin' them, but them buggars are all goin' be alike in that they have a lil' prize for the First to Find. Them things are collectible and we'll be givin' a prize to the BIGGEST redneck geocacher who finds the most of them so keep up with them like'n they was gold!
Here we go! Redneck – hhmmmm – The term originated in reference to agricultural workers, alluding to how the back of a person's neck will be burned by the sun if he works long hours in the fields. That’s our story and we’re stickin’ to it.. Read on and have fun with this series.
You Might Be A Redneck GeoCacher IF ... Yer duds don’t come from the mall!
Everybody likes nice duds, but a Redneck Geocacher needs tough-enough duds. These can only be found in the dry goods store. No Armani suits or Bobby Brookes britches needed here. A good pair of Dungarees, some hip hugger boots, a hat wid a brim, and a long-sleeve hunting shirt will git you thru all the toughest briars in the county. Wearing the right duds for them harder terrain caches is a must!
Wurds of Wizdom, A man widout britches ain’t a man atall.