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Self Control Mystery Cache

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SWiggles: This pair had a good run. Time to send them on their way.

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Hidden : 9/17/2007
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

Demonstrate your self control – DO NOT SEEK THIS CACHE!!!! Read the description below.

Important: Read the description carefully.
DO NOT SEEK THIS CACHE!!!!!

Even more important: If you are considering finding this cache, read the description for the “I Promise...” cache, located approximately 1/2 mile away.

==>> You Cannot Log Both Caches <<==

You are not an obsessed cacher! You seek quality, not quantity, right!?!?! So...Don't seek this cache!

This is a lamppost cache. It is a simple old film canister hidden as shown in the picture below. The picture shows the cache container and its placement. Look at it. There is nothing special about it. It contains only a log. It’s a boring and unoriginal hide. Ignore it...Really!


  • This cache has no redeeming value
  • It is in a boring location
  • It is an unoriginal and uninspired hide
  • It is near the dumpsters. Yeeech!
  • There is no reason to visit here
Really!! Don’t waste your time coming here. PLEASE DO NOT SEEK THIS CACHE!

The goal is for this cache to have NO FINDS…EVER!!!

If you log this cache (either online or in the physical log—and we will be checking!), your name will be listed on this cache page. How Embarassing!!! Don’t do it! You don’t want your name here. Your fellow cachers will never let you forget it.

Important!!!!! If you log this cache,
you cannot log the “I Promise...” cache!
, which is a more interesting cache, in a nicer location, only 1/2 mile away.

If you log a find for “I Promise...” and seek this cache, you have broken your promise. Your log will be deleted from “I Promise...”. You don’t want that, do you?!? So, don’t seek this cache. Just put it on your ignore list. Don’t be tempted. Show your strength...your incredible will power...your ability to withstand temptation. You can do it!!

Post all the notes you like. Just don’t log this cache. Encourage your fellow cachers to stay strong. Oh...and in case I forgot to mention it...
PLEASE, DO NOT SEEK THIS CACHE!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Ernq qrfpevcgvba-QB ABG FRRX GUVF PNPUR!!!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)