Little Green Men: Earth’s last hope???
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(This Cache is a seed from the Little Green Men: The Mother Ship (G C One Four K W Zero). If you find the Mother Ship first, you will realize that Earth is under attack!)
This is an urgent alpha one message to all Geocachers! Earth is under attack by little green men from a distant planet known as Planet Micron. I was unfortunately put into some kind of mind control and tricked into transporting one of them into the Big Apple. Now I think I've doomed us all. It doesn't matter if you are a geocacher or a muggle, we are all in danger. I only came to my senses when that little bugger disappeared. I only have some faint images in my mind of the time I was under his control, but I do remember proof reading a message for him before he sent it. Below is that message.
To: Earth main invasion fleet
Cc: Planet Micron
From: Lt. CMDR Elvis, scout
Earth Date: 01 Jan 2008
I have forced two earthlings (peeves79 and bonick0) to transport me to a populated location called New York City. As this “city” is home to over 8 million humans, it should be one of our main targets for the forthcoming invasion.
We need to be concerned that the earthlings are continuously increasing their comprehension of technology. They have already created a hypnotic transmission called TV. I have allowed myself to watch a little of this transmission and was frightened by what I saw. It appears the earthlings may be onto us.
A certain visual document that the humans call “film,” has exposed a hidden weapon that is available for use here in NYC. As you know, when the Arquillians first scouted Earth they set up research and data logging stations camouflaged as observation towers. Apparently all the Arquillians succumbed to what the earthlings call “the common cold,” and these ships have remained dormant ever since. The human “film” showed the stations destroyed, but on the contrary, all three are still here and ready to fly. These ships should be monitored continuously and eventually destroyed. I will bravely take on that mission.
I will sneak away from my two earthling pets to find a nice hiding spot in the view of the towers. I will use my hypno-pod to confuse any humans who approach. If successful, our fleet will be safe from this extremely powerful threat. The only thing that can stop us are those damn shiny metallic like hats. It's a good thing the earthlings don't know about them. We should send our warships pronto.
Yours until the end,
Lt. CMDR Elvis
I have tried to find him but I find myself getting dizzy when I am around the area (even when wearing my foil hat). Perhaps he still has some control over me that I cannot block.
Is there anyone out there that can find and stop Elvis before the warships come and destroy what possibly could be humanity’s last hope to defend itself against this horrible event?
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