Frankly, I Think You're Screwed
In North Carolina, United States
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A note from this cache:
That’s it, you are done, fineeto, finished, kaput. You might as well just turn your automobile around and go home. Mark this site as a DNF right now and then go look for some 1.0 skirt hide cuz it’s so much easier than trying something challenging. That’s fine; there are plenty of other hides in the area. It’s a free country, no skin off my nose. Go ahead I’ll wait for the real cachers. You know the ones that don’t give up if it’s a bison in a holly bush or just shrugs when they have to walk in knee high grassy fields or a briar patch. No way, I’m waiting for the cacher that looks forward to tromping through swamps in July or laughs at spider webs in gnome holes. That’s who I am waiting for. The geocaching maniacs out there looking for something a bit challenging, a little different or just plain fun.
Bring it on you CITO soldiers! But Frankly, if you are trying to find me; I think you’re screwed.
Parking right near cache site; there are multiple areas to hide a cache at ground zero so take your time. DNF’s earn a hint despite what the cache says. Only serious cachers need apply.
This cache is not recommended at night due to the possible gang activity during the off hours. I work in Oxford myself and never had a hint of problems during the day but why take chances. So come during the day only please.
Last Updated: on 4/17/2016 2:53:05 PM Pacific Daylight Time (9:53 PM GMT)
Coordinates are in the WGS84 datum