Frank: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born! "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
K: that must have been some kind of doll...
F: She was. At Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year (airing of grievances).
K: Is there a tree?
F: No, Instead theres an aluminum pole (very high strength to weight ratio). It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
K: Frank this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch
F: Let's do it then! Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space!
After finding this cache return here to air your grievances Let the feats of strength begin!!!!
View the entire series:
The Second Spitter .......GC1E8VH (archived)
Cherish the Cabin.........GC1E7YZ
Festivus..................GC1E977
Bizarro...................GC1F1X9
Big Fella.................GC1HITG (archived)
The terrain rating is as it was when I placed it. At times the difficulty to access the cache may raise the rating significantly. Choose your time to enter wisely.