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Willard Scott is Watching YOU!!

A cache by S. I. C. K. Send Message to Owner Message this owner
Hidden : 02/14/2009
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1 out of 5

Size: Size: micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

Venture behind enemy lines to retrieve this cache from the most evil empire in existence today.

When I mention Willard Scott, do you immediately think of the rotund Today Show weather man who was totally infatuated with centenarians? That was in the 1980s, but did you realize that Willard was a Bozo way before that?

Yes, before the Today Show, Willard Scott, in the early 1960s was Bozo the Clown. He was responsible for terrorizing a whole generation of children and was the inspiration for Steven Kin9's Pennywise character. But even this is only the tip of the iceberg of the damage he has unleashed on the unsuspecting American Public.

In the mid 1960s, Willard Scott would join forces with Satan himself and align with the most evil empire that the world has seen. Their very symbol instills fear into the hearts of people all over the globe who's only crime is a desire to stay healthy.

Willard Scott would, for a short time, become the Supreme Minister of Corporate Propaganda for this Hideous Evil Empire when he released his alter ego, a freak of nature named Ronald.

He was just recently awarded the Distinguished Iron Arches by his Corporate Overlords for his role in the fattening of humanity and the disruption of Geocaching all over the World. You see that Willard takes pride in stuffing our Geocaches with hideous and broken McToys.

So the next time you find a cache filled with broken McToys, or when the Red and Yellow Flying Saucers come to Earth and the aliens ask how they can serve man, you better run (or waddle) for cover and thank Willard Scott for facilitating the destruction of civilization as we know it.

You have been warned.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Cergraq gung lbh ner Jvyyneq Fpbgg naq gung Yvtug Cbfg vf n Pragranevna.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)



 

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