I don’t know what made bears such special creatures!
Maybe Goldilocks caused it. Maybe Smokey or Yogi did it.
What mystical powers do they possess? And what is so special about sitting in the woods anyway?
But it is truly magical when someone wants to prove a point they say: “Does a bear sit in the woods?” and then everyone laughs and that is the end of the conversation.
Just like magic!
So now you have the opportunity to determine for yourself.
All metaphysical thinkers, para-philosophers, pseudo-mathematicians, semi-scientists, wizards, witches, time travelers and, of course, GEOCACHERS, are requested to pilgrimage to this secret site to determine:
Does a bear sit in the woods?
Please note that this bear is located on Newark Watershed property and a NWCDC Hiking Permit is required.