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Grschmid's Demise

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Hidden : 9/30/2011
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Yo Ho Me Hearties! 'Ere be a scallywag like ye' nevarrr 'ave seen! Ye evil arrrrverlord, Pirate Grschmid! Plunderin' caches left an' right, snatchin' FTF's from innocent land lubbers on th' daily, wreakin terror an' harrrvoc across ye' lands! Hide yer wenches, hide yer babes, ye ole pirate grschmid be drankin tha' FTF potion again, an' tharrr 'aint no stoppin 'is bushwhackin' wrath o' terror!!! Y' might remembarrr th' battle royale against Cap'n BriGuyNY. Dis be payback for th' pirate's misdeeds!!!

Parrrk nearrr listed coordinates an' locate ye ole Pirate Grschmid's lair. T' find dese 'ere coordinates fer procession, ye' need t' cast an eye unta th' istory books wit yer glass. Make sure ye' knowledge be as sharp as ye' cutlass fer dis one arrr else th' plank be waitin fer ya!

Once upon a time whilst sailin th’ northern seas, th’ evil pirate grschmid found ‘imself hidin’ behind a tree waitin’ t’ jump an’ gloat at other night time seekers, yet fell to 'is own ego misery almost gettin' eat by th’ whiley crocodile slippin' into th' stream. Not long befarrr this, th’ priate tried t’ cheat a walk to be a park-n-grab, thinkin' Cap'n BriGuyNY would jump outta the shrubs to battle, comin' prepared with a pocket knife an' hatin' on tweezers wit a dirty joke. Awhile latarrr, th’ same pirate claims t' ave worn only 'is underwear in honor of a previous unsuccessful excurrrrsion. Dis be th' same pirate dat (in 'is early days) tossed 'is TwinBros ovarrr a 6' tall barrier an' bawked at 'em t' find 'is burrried treasure yet luckily dey got th' upparrrr hand by tauntin' th' pirate when dey foun' it (NAH NAH ). Thar was even a latarrr time when th' pirate not only accused innocent TMP of hoardin' a TB (thus starrrtin' a TB war), but was also callin' out our fallen soldier Caribbean, while stompin' on Cap'n BriGuyNY himself! FOR SHAME!!!

Another time whilst sailin th’ western seas, th’ evil pirate grschmid called out innocent Bacmac's watercraft along with accusin' Geofrog an' Taxman for "bushwhack steal" yet claims he is a lazy pirate aftarrr all (go figure!). This is after th’ pirate had once planned to strike a sword through th' harrrrts o' Lilitchpin, Shimmie's Mom, Bacmac, AND Larra-3, yet instead hit denise5809 and geobernd, finishing them off for good. Once befarrr this, ‘e accused locals as "vultures that circle his territory" for suppos’dly plantin’ a bogus log an' givin' him th’ idea t’ do th’ same farrrr cache reservation til ‘is jolly roger pulls in, singin "crank that baby" in reference to a spotlight. In earlier days, th' pirate was in a race wit Cap'n BriGuyNY t' finish first, where th' good Cap'n showed th' pirate who's boss th’ whole way, yet was out o’ town when th' finale went live, thus allowing th' pirate to prevail an' exclaim "NAH NAH". Dis also be th' same pirate who begged an' pleaded t' share FTF with th' great taxman in "the bowels of Hell" aftarrr hearin' mysterious voices in 'is head an' seein' No Trespassin' signs at night yet 'e went ahead an' tresspass'd anyway! CAN 'IS TYRRANY EVARRR BE STOPPED???

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By thee way, me personal favorites (along wit me parrot friend) not needed fer dis 'ere puzzle arrr when ye ole pirate grrrschmid oinked like a piggy, claimed "to gloat or not to gloat that is the question", an' listed three things t' know 'bout 'is mis-doins, "I hate giving up, I hate DNF, I'm a FTF Crack Addict!!!"

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