MVT Ladies and Jellyspoons (Stewartby)
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Bring your own pen you will not be able to reach this cache directly from the driveway as there is a long hawthorn hedge in the way! Gates are available at either end of the drive to get onto the path 'the other side' of the hedge. NOTE: please make sure the container is put back together in full tightness. This will make it damp/wet proof!
Ladies and jelly spoons, hobos and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There’s a Mother’s Day meeting for fathers only.
Wear your best clothes if you haven’t any.
Please come if you can’t; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free; pay at the door.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit;
The man in the gallery’s sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
Let me tell you a story I don’t really know.
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