Today is a very important day! It is LinedUpLikeLemmings' birthday! Hip hip hippopotamus! Did you think I would say hip hip hooray? Well ha! I didn't. Anyway, it is time for a cache. Bring your own pen. Good luck!
It is LULL’s Birthday so let’s make a steak and bake a cake! What ingredients do we need? Let’s see…We need our foods to be so delicious that they fill our eater with glee! A nice spice will suffice to entice our eater! Perhaps we can use coriander…no, maybe something blander. Halt - this gestalt of salt is so delicious, it’s not my fault if you fall on the asphalt when you vault into a somersault with joy to exalt it! I can attest that it is the absolute best – just as you guessed – we must add this salt to our steak! Now we await the first rate steak we shall create – eight ounce weight on a golden plate sounds great! Now let’s allow ourselves a pow-wow about the cake! We must make sure not to include melon because LULL despises it! This can’t be a carrot cake because LULL hates that too! So what can we do? Eeeek - I spy a fly by the flour! Who cares - enough baking - they have better cakes at the café anyway.
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